"The Juice is Loose" on Joe Goose's Newest Re-Loose

I wrote an entire article with duck references a few weeks ago because I forgot this album and act was themed around ducks I mean GEESE. I looked at this animal on the cover and thought it was a duck because of the yellow feet. I automatically associate geese with their ethnically Canadian cousins, so that’s where we are right now. I actually hate geese, and I am unapologetic for this mischaracterization.

This is also a piece about my friend Sean’s EP, and therefore, lies a conflict of interest. I, the editor, not only want you to check out this album because it’s a good record, but I also want you to check this out because it’s being promoted solely by the powers of nepotism and friendship. Nothing fair or just is being gained or established in this transaction, and we are making absolutely no effort to right this wrong.

It is now up to YOU, the READER, to tell us if you think Joe’s holding the Golden Goose, or if this Larry Loser’s a big Quack!

Joe Goose - On The Loose

^^^^^^

The EP’s right here, stupid